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This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her
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Because I’ve seen this come up on my dash so often and it always seemed like a fun exercise that I had to try it at least once.
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Here’s one of nearly a dozen brand new, never before seen paintings by yours truly. They will be up for my solo show “Soft Bloom” at Tilde in Portland, OR opening June 7th and runs through July 31st.
Here are a few snippets of the press release:
“Rebecca Artemisa was born and raised in Los Angeles, California into a large Mexican family of infinite stories. Her family has its own special blend of camaraderie that includes culture of folklore and magic. This, and being raised between sprawling concrete and fruit trees, helped shape her work.”
“The current show is inspired by strong Mestiza women, straw summer hats, goth lipstick, apple blossoms, salty skin, rivers, smoke and fire, summer love, and golden everything. The women in Rebecca’s paintings offer a slight undercurrent of darkness, frustration, sass, and anger. Present in each image are obvious signs of suffering or struggle: arrows piercing skin, a scalded hand, a bloody nose, and sooted fingers from burning sage to clean out all the ghosts. There are also signs of rebirth, joy, and unknowing. Soft flowers bloom, sometimes right into these women’s hands. Rebecca’s women are leaving dark times. They have completed ceremonies, have learned much, and now are able to live yet again, sometimes without deep awareness. They bloom softly despite it all.”
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “I’M IN”
Bottom Text: “A HURRY”]
Yeah because you are in a hurry, I will grow extra arms. I will gain the ability to teleport. I will be able to suddenly split myself in two and help both of you at once. I will be able to un-crash the scanner by force of will alone. I will be able to materialize keys that I do not currently possess. I will be able to change a corporate policy. I will be able to negate a federal tax. I will suddenly not need to see your ID and credit card for this $800 purchase. Because you’re IN A HURRY. I’m so sorry you have been inconvenienced by having to shop when you are behind schedule because that is somehow also my fault.
Somehow it’s my fault that you spent two hours shopping for t-shirts and clearanced shoes and now you’re in a HURRY to get to whatever place you forgot you needed to be?!
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